Friday, August 13, 2010

Ohio senior pranker tazed

An adage for the lunchroom is don't look at the food.  Look in other directions.  while looking around the convoluted lunchroom, I spied a naked and oil covered Taylor Killian.  In a very florid speech earlier, he had announced his senior prank wold be halarious and original.  Killian began to run around and wave his arms.  The students, naturally congregated in a cohesive manner.  The principal, in a very didactic way, told Killian to stop.  The new SRO, just moved from the middle school did not recognize Taylor as a student.  The SRO then tazed Taylor.  Though there is a rapport between the SRO and the students, and SRO must still do their job.  Taylor then got up and was tazed again.  I believe the tazer was hackneyed by the second time, but you got to do what you got to do.  After Taylor had been taken into custody, the principal gave a very cogent and effusive speech about how this should never be done by anyone.  I'll never look up from my lunch ever again.

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