Ninja Nanny

There was nothing insipid about this incident.  Killing your boyfriend is certainly superflous, but at 71!  Having a boyfriend at 71 is definitly not propriety.  Still, shooting someone for relationship reasons is very egregious.  Wryly I joked back at the station, "She had to leave her sonorous walker at home and crawl to his house."  This was very pander and rude, but the guys down in the K-9 unit got a kick out of it.  Still, that one facetious guy Robbie, went and told CNN and the story became more and more garrulous. New Versailles will never, ever hear  the end of this one.

Book report Star Wars Revelation

Characters:
Jacen Solo- rogue jedi and joint Chief of State of the Galactic Alliance
Jaina Solo- Jedi twin sister of Jacen who seeks out Boba Fett to train her to hunt jedi and take down Jacen
Han Solo- Father of Jacen and Jaina Solo
Leia Solo- Mother of Jacen and Jaina Solo
Luke Skywalker- Jedi master and father of Ben Skywalker and twin brother of Leia Solo
Ben Skywalker- Jedi son of Luke Skywalker who is looking for answers about who killed his mother, Mara Jade Skywalker.
Boba Fett- Mandalorian bounty hunter
Gilad Pellaeon- Imperial remnant admiral
Tahiri Veila- Jedi Galactic Alliance lieutenant
Cha Nathial- Joint Chief of State of the Galactic Alliance
Lon Shevu- Galactic Alliance Guard 967 commando who helps Ben in his investigation.

Plot:
Jacen Solo is taking over the galaxy using the Galactic Alliance.  Jaina is seeking out Boba Fett to get him to train her to hunt jedi and eventually overthrow Jacen.  Ben Skywalker is on Corascant with Lon Shevu to find answers on who killed his mother.   Jacen is also dealing with Admiral Pellaeon to gain an alliance with the Imperial remnant.

Conflict:
Everyone is worried about the threat of Jacen Solo becoming to powerful.  Jaina plans to overthrow him and Ben is looking for answers on who killed his mother which seem to all point to Jacen.

Setting:
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, 40 years after Star Wars, A New Hope.

Ohio senior pranker tazed

An adage for the lunchroom is don't look at the food.  Look in other directions.  while looking around the convoluted lunchroom, I spied a naked and oil covered Taylor Killian.  In a very florid speech earlier, he had announced his senior prank wold be halarious and original.  Killian began to run around and wave his arms.  The students, naturally congregated in a cohesive manner.  The principal, in a very didactic way, told Killian to stop.  The new SRO, just moved from the middle school did not recognize Taylor as a student.  The SRO then tazed Taylor.  Though there is a rapport between the SRO and the students, and SRO must still do their job.  Taylor then got up and was tazed again.  I believe the tazer was hackneyed by the second time, but you got to do what you got to do.  After Taylor had been taken into custody, the principal gave a very cogent and effusive speech about how this should never be done by anyone.  I'll never look up from my lunch ever again.

demented 5 year old mortician

My name is Brian H. Pace and I am a funeral home director.  One adage I have always followed is 'treat the dead respectfully.'  Many families take the funeral of a loved one very seriously.  A good rapport makes for a good buisness.
At the death of a loved one, the entire convoluted family comes together.  Although they haven't seen each other in years, they become very cohesive The members and friends who make a speech are very brave.  Their speech is effusive, florid, and very poignant, however not always very cogent.  Sometimes they tend to stretch the truth about a loved one, but a good rapport requires tolerance.  A good director must seldom be very didactic.  Many families prefer to go about their grieving their own way.  However hackneyed there insurance may be will determine how over-the-top their funeral will be.  Always remember 'treat the dead respectfully.

The misadventures of Holden

I was born in 1995 in a small town in north Georgia.  I moved to Winder in 2000 and have lived there all my life.  I grew up as a kid.  I am currently a teenager and in high school.  I'm in marching band and play the trombone and bass trombone, which is indeed beast.  In my spare time I like to mountainbike and I just lost the game. i like to play paintball, hunt, fish, and of course, the most common American boredom reliever, videogames. I am very active in my church youth group.  If I had a million dollars, I'd do what most people would do, I'd spend it.  For the record, McDonalds is disgusting and Chick-fil-a knocks their socks off.  Well that's about all the time I have to type for now. Bye