The SuperRedneck

The assidious SuperRedneck.  This ememplary and intrepid individual's tenacity is the reason he spends his day driving around in his '87 Super Chevy Silverado with its 24 inch lift and 60 inch mudders.  SuperRedneck works day and night to do his best to mitigate the evils coused by his arch nemises HipHop, Spinners, BeatBox and CityBoy.  These are his adamant enemies.  Our news reporters stubbornly learned all this information from SuperRednech himself.  Being very fastidious, they learned his favorite crime fightin' move: a combo of the DipSpit and the AntlerGore.  Later the police must be very emollient in their efforts to calm his fallen opponents.  His punctilious sidekick Bubba, stays out at the chikenhouse auspiciously determining where BeatBox will strike next

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