The Youth Group Ski Trip

Definitely my favorite thing to do in the wintertime is snowski.  I love to do anything in the snow but skiing is the best.  Every year my church's youth group goes on a ski trip to Snowshoe West Virginia.  If the snow doesn't find us, we go find the snow.  I started skiing when I was about 8 years old out in Vail Colorado.  It was the most fun I'd ever had.  A few years later, I tried snowboarding.  Bad idea.  I faceboarded and got all soggy so I went back to skiing.  I don't fall as much when I ski so its more fun to me.  The hardest part about skiing is dropping over the lip of the slope.  When you pull up to the edge, it looks really steep and scary, but once you get started, you're extremely sad when you finish and run out of mountain. 

Random thoughts

Today I'm just gonna write about whatever pops into my head.

Tonight is a varsity football game at Winder-Barrow High School.  I play the trombone in the marching band.  I play bass trombone in everything else.  Tomorrow is the South Carolina vs. Georgia football game!  I miss UGA's last football game because I was rafting the Ocoee River.  Before I went rafting though, I played paintball.  Paintball is definitely my most favorite hobby.  When we played "Iron Man" rules, it's basically light up each other until you run out of ammo (or give up like the panzies who can't take the pain).  I don't have enough money to play on an actual team or buy my own paintball gun, so I can only play occasionally.  After we had welts all over our body, we went rafting.  We had an absolutely insane guide when we went down the river.  He has his own move he made up that he does on the river.  We pulled up next to a cliff.  He jumps out of the raft, runs up the cliff, and back down into our raft.  He calls it the "Spider-man". 

The SuperRedneck

The assidious SuperRedneck.  This ememplary and intrepid individual's tenacity is the reason he spends his day driving around in his '87 Super Chevy Silverado with its 24 inch lift and 60 inch mudders.  SuperRedneck works day and night to do his best to mitigate the evils coused by his arch nemises HipHop, Spinners, BeatBox and CityBoy.  These are his adamant enemies.  Our news reporters stubbornly learned all this information from SuperRednech himself.  Being very fastidious, they learned his favorite crime fightin' move: a combo of the DipSpit and the AntlerGore.  Later the police must be very emollient in their efforts to calm his fallen opponents.  His punctilious sidekick Bubba, stays out at the chikenhouse auspiciously determining where BeatBox will strike next

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